January 2012
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If you take a shower right now, in 25 minutes you...
Jan 1st
I’m so glad this year is almost over. I miss my dad. I miss my old house. I miss being able to hang out with my friends whenever I wanted. I really miss my dad. Why the fuck did he have to leave me? Why couldn’t he have taken better care of himself, or let somebody know he was having chest pains? Fuck.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Spending my New Year on Pesterchum and playing...
Jan 1st
December 2011
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I'm on the MSPA Forums now! →
Dec 31st
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Listenpepple: (THIS...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Tell me who you ship me with and I'll respond with... →
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Set Fire to the Rain
Dec 31st
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Oh tits it's almost SIX AM.
ALISON WATER YOU DOING GOING TO BED BEAUTIFULS I LOVE YOU ALL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU /noseboops
Dec 31st
g0blocks: captainhufflepuff replied to your post: No one loves me That’s not true. ahuh .-. I don’t know you that well, but from what I’ve seen, you’re a lovely girl. I’ve read your about all the way through, and you’re strong. You’re strong and you’re beautiful, and just because I don’t know you that well, doesn’t mean I don’t care...
Dec 31st
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bromancer: captainhufflepuff replied to your post: Delaney is never on and i’m so alone  where are… good evening goodmorrow more like it it’s 2:38 what time is it where you are like uh 4:46!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? more like 5:43 i am going to be so fucked when school starts again derp
Dec 31st
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i want to marry seth rogen
Seth and Alison Rogen yes yes good
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Seth Rogen circa Zak and Miri Make a Porno is-...
Curly hair, not skinny, beard. Like I don’t judge based on appearances, but if a man has that body type and stuff, oh my God. You are immediately really attractive to me. Also auuuugggghhhhhh lucky bitch getting to make out with Seth Rogen so hot
Dec 31st
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thespacecoyote: I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends Like it seems like some people just somehow Fall into relationships just like Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me Is that how you do it
Dec 31st
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redandyellowmakepurple: captainhufflepuff: -fangirling-?!?! sweet baby jesus people get excited if i follow them? shhhh no none of that nobody should fangirl or freak out over me i’m not famous or talented in any large way shhhh friends IT’S JUST *sniff* I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR SO LONG THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME OKAY ;_; ;___; omg babbu COME TO ME WE ARE FRIENDS NOW TALK...
Dec 31st
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bromancer: captainhufflepuff: bromancer: you guys know who Albert Fish is right the dude who ate children’s thighs right he’s weird ahahah not just their thighs he ate all of them he likes children they are tasty  but yeah like when he got caught or whatever didn’t he like cream himself or whatever over thighs and buttocks or something he went on and on about how he basted...
Dec 31st
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redandyellowmakepurple: captainhufflepuff started following you ghioasriuth lairtharleith la pffffffffff fangirling so hard right now kbai -fangirling-?!?! sweet baby jesus people get excited if i follow them? shhhh no none of that nobody should fangirl or freak out over me i’m not famous or talented in any large way shhhh friends
Dec 31st
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bromancer: you guys know who Albert Fish is right the dude who ate children’s thighs right he’s weird
Dec 31st
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Holy shit I passed my Algebra class.
redandyellowmakepurple: captainhufflepuff: THIS IS A BIG THING. DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MANY HIGHSCHOOL ALGEBRA COURSES I FAILED? I ALMOST DIDN’T GRADUATE BECAUSE OF THAT SHITTY SUBJECT AND YET HERE I AM IN COLLEGE A SOLID C GOODNESS GRACIOUS I PASSED
Dec 31st
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Holy shit I passed my Algebra class.
THIS IS A BIG THING. DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MANY HIGHSCHOOL ALGEBRA COURSES I FAILED? I ALMOST DIDN’T GRADUATE BECAUSE OF THAT SHITTY SUBJECT AND YET HERE I AM IN COLLEGE A SOLID C GOODNESS GRACIOUS I PASSED
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Hmm
tutelariussagittarius: I wonder if Hussie will kill off his own character too once he runs out of things to kill. fuck what if he does and then just stops updating end of homestuck everybody is dead even the writer
Dec 31st
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keeskees: there are a lot of reasons i don’t ship john/dave mainly because they are such bros
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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that moment when i ask for a roleplay partner and...
adioscarcinobiologistaquarium: sob this this so much
Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
the-gagasm: Thank you so much for your the love you have sent me tonight. It means so much. I’m not sure if I’m going to wake up in the morning. But I just want to say how much the monster family and Mother Monster mean to me. Goodbye.
Dec 31st
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Dear Mass Effect fans who have romanced Miranda,
Should I give the ice-bitch a chance?  She’s just such a JERK in the beginning and I’ve never felt the need to romance her, hell, I straight up never put her in my squad for multiple playthroughs. Should I? D:
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
Dec 31st
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put your headcanons about me in my ask box
please? :B
Dec 31st
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Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house >...
eridan-ampwwhora: iconic-swaag: I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.  it took me 3 fucking hours I LOVE THESE GAMES. Also took 2 hours. Last puzzle got me. ive played this before, it took me like 45 minutes to get out what the fuck, i did this for 3 days straight once and i couldnt figure out how the hell to get out...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Listen
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i need a job
misskatie: anyone interested? If you find one, recommend me for anything else they might have.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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notdavesprite: wow rude if this isn’t what their relationship is like i will weep brokenly and at length
Dec 30th
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